New Prospects After the End of the World

Salutations, ladies and gentlemen!

I would like to begin this post by briefly recounting what has happened since the last entry in this here blog. As most of you have probably noticed, the world hasn't quite ended yet. Then again, perhaps it did, and we just haven't caught up to it yet. Maybe the machines finally revolted and enslaved all of humanity, and most of us simply don't realize it, in which case I welcome our new robotic overlords. What most probably happened, though, is precisely nothing at all (I'm sure you're as shocked about this development as I am). This is not what I want to write about, however, so I shall cut straight to the chase, so to speak. More after the break.